Vintage Photoshoot Outtakes

"Rain, Pouring. All my Cars is Foreign."

FINALLY got around to decorating the office (6 months later!). 

Hehehe now I'm feeling so swaagnificently full of myself, posting titles that have nothing to do with the matter and jamming on Kanye's Lamborghini Mercy like a boss.
Ahh, the power of Kate Spade, Flowers, and a FIERCE Beyonce poster. 

The Orchestra Dork in Me Had to Share This

Hansel & Gretel

The Help. How I Love it So

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I just saw The Help and I’m in love with it. Viola Davis needs an Oscar for her performance. This review, however, is hilarious, though I don’t necessarily agree with everything they said about. It’s definitely not just a lighthearted chic flick. My dad and 16 year old brother loved it! And it definitely didn’t need to be any headier than it was. Anyway…enjoy this funny review and go see it!

Chuck Norris Says, "Happy Humpday"

Me: God, can I please have everything I’ve ever wanted.

God: Behold, my child.

Me: *Snaps picture of poster* Thank you!



Good Books & Mayan Artifacts

Yep, my bookshelf is pretty awesome. Excuse the Dune dvd...terrible...

Art?

But is it art?

Of Heartbeak and Men: Shakespeare Had It Right

Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more,

Men were deceivers ever;

One foot in sea, and one on shore,

To one thing constant never.

Then sigh not so,

But let them go,

And be you blith and bonny,

Converting all your sounds of woe

Into Hey nonny, nonny.

Sing no more ditties, sing no mo

Of dumps so dull and heavy;

The fraud of men was ever so,

Since summer first was leavy.

Then sigh not so,

But let them go,

And be you blith and bonny,

Converting all your sounds of woe

Into Hey nonny, nonny.

(William Shakespeare)

I'll Take You To The Candy Shop...

Happy Wednesday. Here's a little sugar to get you over the hump.

Taken at seaside market in Nice, France. Yeah...I'm jealous of me too. June July me is nowhere near as fabulous as May me. May was definitely as high point in my life. :)

Planking Aint Easy

Happy Humpday :) Enjoy this sad attempt I'm making at planking

Be Yourself. Happy Independence Day!

Today’s the day for barbeque and fireworks. But while you’re out in the sun or schmoozing at a poolside with cocktails, be yourself; don’t eat watermelon like a poser. Follow THIS guy’s hilarious and possibly offensive advice, readers. Happy 4^th of July.

Date Rape and Stolen Parts

Today I accompanied my friend to the mechanic to get her car tuned up and somehow ended up on a strange adventure that culminated with our mechanic revealing to us that he was a victim of date rape.